"Sonya, how do I teach good breeding to my pig? Is he trainable? Or is he DEAD already?"

Often I've had to answer that there was no hope but to put up with men's disgusting breeding habits, or have them butchered on the spot (whichever was the least messy). No hope until I visited WWW.PORKMAG.COM (unfortunately now gone to cyber heaven) and obtained the most up-to-date pig breeding information available. Surprisingly, everything that applies to swine seems to apply to MEN! I hope these articles can help you like they helped me.

A WAY TO REDUCE INSEMINATION TIME (So you can still keep your nail appointment!)
DUMMY COVER KEEPS BOARS INTERESTED(We are not Dummies!)
NATURAL MATINGS: WHOS THE SIRE?(How often have you asked yourself the same question?)

GROUP PENNED BOARS ARE QUICKER TO MATE (Fraternity boys really are better?)
BOOST GILT LITTERS WITH MORE MATINGS (Not enough little giltlings in your life?)
BOARS NEED HELP HANDLING HEAT(This is news?)
But if these articles still leave you perplexed, I hope you will consult the Bible of Pig Training Manuals, the one and only MEN ARE PIGS And Deserve To Die by yours truly, Sonya Steinem.