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TAILGATE REVELATIONS!

I know you think you know what you think I'm going to say, that the FORMER President of the United States is a PIG and Deserves To Die for the way he's treated the women in his life. Poor Hillary! Poor Chelsea! Poor Paula! Poor Gennifer! Poor Monica!

POOR SONYA! I cannot tell a lie, I never had sex with that man, Bill Clinton!

I know you expected me, Sonya Steinem, neurosurgeon, tennis pro, single working mother and concert pianist to ADMIT that I had that affair with the ex-President, but I would never admit to such a distasteful act, whether IT WAS TRUE (hint hint) or not.

Of course, now Bill says we never had an improper sexual relationship of any kind with me. Come on girls, when have you ever had a proper sexual relationship with a man? They're so infantile!
Well, next time you find yourself contemplating a proper relationship with the President, or any man, shouldn't you have your copy of MEN ARE PIGS And Deserve To Die handy, just in case?